THE CHRISTMAS CLASSIFIEDS, edition d6-A♣ | Weirdest, most wonderful classifieds you’ll ever see | No hassle-reading, just gifts | Each ad its very own gift for you | Each edition updated 6+ times/day | New editions published often | Discard cards you don’t dig | Stack gifts to make new gifts! Combine ads as you want to make combos. Ads are cards. | You win: editions are performances, we perform for readers! Our goal is to make the best gifts! Tell us what you want!
This is our debut edition! We’re posting a few ads to get things rolling.
3♣ [To: everyone] FAMILIAR TUTORING
Needin’ math, science, English, art, graphic arts, lit tutoring? Relaxing online tutoring by Sam Salo. Materials provided if needed. Affordable. Experience teaching all ages. email@example.com More about me: FB page
4♣ [To: everyone] SWEET TUTORING!
Do math/science/Eng/art tutoring w/ board & card games! Poker & chess-like games. I tutor and provide the custom games & game rules. Free consult: firstname.lastname@example.org
AWESOME SERVICES & PRODUCTS
9♥ [To: everyone] AERIAL DOGFIGHT-STYLE RPG
Fun roll-playing game! No $$ necessary! Just collect cards in Xmas Classifieds editions! Use spare game pieces! WAY MUCH MUCH COOL!
10♥ [To: everyone] IMMERSIVE RPG
You are free! No restrictions. Take classifieds/cards/rules and create ur own board/card game scenarios. Part of RPG. Similr to being a dungeon-master.
6♣ [To: everyone] PERFORMANCE ARTS
Express yourself! Tell us what you think of our editions! We perform for u. We write 4u. And: see if other ppl think your RPG scenarios are fun. Part of RPG. Have them rate ur scenarios 1-5 stars. Give us 1-5 stz too. Send to email@example.com
Check back often. The cup overflows with new stuff here. Merry Christmas!